

Can I Buy You a Drink?You always said the party scene wasn’t really your thing Said that liquor wasn’t worth all the trouble it’d bring Thought the frat guys and gals were losers and wanna-besCan I Buy You a Drink?
Said while they went through AA you’d earn your masters degrees
Never wanted alcohol, not even a taste Said the money it cost was a terrible waste
Said you’d never give in to the pressure of peers
In spite of inevitable taunts and the jeers
Never bothered you if people tried to give you the line That even Jesus Christ once turned water into wine You said you didn’t need to be buz


The Philosopher's LamentMet you one day in the library You said “we should get together;” I said, “Wednesday I’m free” Been a long time since then and now I know we’re a pairThe Philosopher's Lament
But lately I feel like I’m just playing solitaire
I respect all your ambition How you long for definition
But it seems what matters now
Is just your rational intuition
Don’t have nothing against your philosophy
But sometimes it might be nice if you could focus more on me When I tried to ask you for an apology
All you could do was go on ‘bout epistemology
You know that I’m running full throttle,
Consola
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